New Jersey - yeah we don’t like you either
Posted by Ashley on September 16, 2008, 12:17 pm
So what is it with everyone and making fun of us? OH you are the armpit of america, you smell, dirty jerz, blah blah blah.
Yeah we don’t f*cking like you either! Have you ever thought about that? Ahhhh I guess….maybe you should have thought about it while driving down the turnpike to six flags. OH you like going there, but you don’t like New Jersey, but your state is not good enough to have one of those huh? Hum, oh you are from NY but we smell, could that be because you dump all your garbage here? I bet you were not thinking about that while driving down to the Jersey Shore all summer…to go check out the ladies and the dudes, hang on the boardwalk and head to Bar A in Belmar to pump your fist…but yet we are so uncool.
Also, we are helping out our fellow Americans by pumping our fists and not our gas. Every other state is self serve making the unemployment rate go up, but not us. We are putting people in business and giving them jobs and not allowing the dumb of American to pump gas and probably make the place explode.
Oh you love to go to Hoboken and party?? Where is that located again, oh yes that’s right New Jersey. Hoboken is home to many who graduate college and still wanna live in the same familiar feeling of let’s party but I have a sweet job that I can take a 15 minute path train to and not pay the high expensive rent of NYC.
What did you say about jughandles? You don’t like them? OH the jughandle…everyone gets so upset about not being able to make a left turn in New Jersey. Well have you ever thought about how upset we get when we travel to your state and have to sit through 5 lights to make a damn left turn cuz the line is so backed up and then it blocks the left hand fast lane. Ahh the jughandle…too bad it alleviates a lot of traffic!
And what is with everyone not from Jersey not knowing that the left lane is the fast lane and also not for trucks? We’re driving…we’re driving bam slow person in NJ, swooosh they move right over! and we are still driving without having to ease on the brakes at all. Also, no trucks! So amazing…they keep trolleying along in the right lane except to pass the slow Pennsylvania driver and even then they are trucking! Oh you have experienced this on your drive down the parkway to Atlantic City I presume. Oh yeah cause you love the casino and the boardwalk all in one. Gamble away my friends!
So I send out a cheers to all of New Jersey and all that are from here because together we are better.
So come by and…
