I’ve hacked into the mainframe…
Posted by Haney on April 6, 2009, 2:37 pm
As if managing a computer network, or whatever it is IT people do, isn’t hard enough they also have to deal with a lot of idiots. I’m one of those idiots. Apparently instant messenger is supposed to be a tool and not used as a toy. But come on!!! - Like anyone could pass up the perfect opportunity to use their favorite lines from any of the “80’s, cold war era movies. Below I’ve provided you with the actual conversation I just had with IT. They will most likely have me killed one day.
RHaney says:
where did you put those files that the intern came up with?
TechServ says:
go to network place
TechServ says:
you will see her files
TechServ says:
let me check her file name
RHaney says:
where the hell is network place?
TechServ says:
in your network connection
RHaney says:
ok, i’ve hacked into the mainframe
RHaney says:
i need the codes so I can stop the missile launch
TechServ says:
what?
TechServ says:
holdon
RHaney says:
I need those launch codes damn it, we don’t have much time!
